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bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.
by Sam R September 24, 2006
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Bulldog Tosser

Similar to dog tosser, see http://www.urbandictionary.com
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But emphasised!
An entity that personifies being a dogtosser, can also be abbreviated to BT
I hate BT
Why do I have to work with BT
What a Bulldog Tosser
by Mikeee1210 January 11, 2009
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bulldog lips

when a woman has certain pleasure with a man and her vagina starts to resemble the running presence of a bulldog when she walks
Have you seen courtneys vagina?
yeah she got some bulldog lips...
by ipherca August 11, 2008
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Bulldog Mentality

Refers to the mentality of an individual who only understands the words "work" "eat" and "fuck". People with the bulldog mentality usually are not very bright and have little to no logical sense nor social mannerism.

General discription is as follows but are not limited to:
-Putting a 16 year old's driving to shame.
-Spitting on the ground in front of others' direct path of walking.
-Not understanding that pointing and waving are jesters of communication.
-Not knowing how to say "excuse me" when brushing past someone.
-Avoiding eye contact when looked at.
-Staring at you when they think you aren't paying attention.
And lastly
-Walking in the middle of traffic like they are somehow invincible and that no one will run their ass flat over.

Having a Bulldog Mentality is commonly confused with go-getter and workaholic. Boy, are they wrong.
Co-worker 1: Hey, have you seen the new guy?
Co-worker 2: Yeah. I had to constantly repeat myself. He doesn't understand small talk. He has no favorite shows, movies, places to go nor hobbies/pastimes. As a matter of fact, he has no real personality.
Co-worker 1: The guy, for a lack of better word, is a brick wall but he gets work done. We can't eat our cake and have it too.

Co-worker 2: Why did higher management make this switch in body?
Co-worker 1: Cheaper; He works longer ours and takes home smaller pay. Expect more of this.
Co-worker 2: That figures. I'll be handing in my gear tomorrow. I can't cooperate nor relate to people with the bulldog mentality. It's like trying to communicate with an illiterate 6 year old with Asperger's Syndrome topped with a Chip on their Shoulder.
by LemonLimePoprocks August 27, 2017
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Bulldog Money

The Money Donated In A Box For Smokes Or Marijuana
Yo man we need some bulldog money shyt to pik up some dogers and shyt
by Edward Sir Charles October 14, 2007
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Bulldog Publicist

If you don't know where the client ends and the publicist begins, you're a Bulldog Publicist. Sniffing the client's derriere to bolster their pathetic brands and pick out extended contract lengths is the sure sign of a Bulldog Publicist. Beware of their phony accents, dyed hair and dazzling smile as they will attempt to pour honey in your ear while dry-humping your wallet.
Bulldog Publicist: I hired a PR company to promote a brand I thought would do well in the marketplace. After pumping my ego and licking my bank account dry they dismounted my ideas and left me panting but without real direction.
by Shaka Zulu 2U July 6, 2013
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Bulldog session

To have a meeting or verbal exchange with a friend or acquaintance about things getting one down or new information
My coworker Jimmy and I spent all day having a bulldog session at work yesterday
by SoundSpllicer April 5, 2020
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