buffy the vampire slayer

a good instance of something so absurdly and devastatingly overrated that it has it own "academic" "field" of "studies".
(BTW, something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties--no matter what any of these wastoids say about what is "the true buffy". Take a hint.)
Buffy the vampire slayer is overrated; let's have Larry Sanders Studies too! I'll bet a hell of a lot more can come out of that show.
by Sheallee December 24, 2006
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.
by G-Union April 12, 2004
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Dick Buffy

The act of receiving or giving an immaculate dick buff til the recipient explodes rainbows and glitter of pleasure.
Man I could go for a good Dick Buffy right now.
by LLW0803 February 04, 2022
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Snuffy Buffy

The act of which an individual places their nose and mouth between another individuals buttcheeks and blows outward to make a ripple effect in the booty.
"I woke up this morning and it feels like I've been Snuffy Buffed."

"Oh. Em. Gee. I heard that dude over their likes to snuffy buff."

"I've always been a snuffy buffy."
by Trend Setters000 December 18, 2023
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Buffy The Toilet Slayer

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"
- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"
by Sonis718 July 07, 2015
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Buffy Jergins

A girl (Most Preferred) in which wacks your yank with lotion.
My girlfriend gave me a Buffy Jergins lastnight. Which is a handjob with lotion.
by BuckNastyNasty June 27, 2012
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