To really fuck somebody up. F/ Blackus Americanus Alley Mechanicosus (Have you ever seen someone try to get old brakes off of a vehicle? Then you understand the term)
by Ben Munchen July 25, 2008
Get the beat the brakesmug. Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.
This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.
This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.
"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."
by Lounge Daddy September 24, 2012
Get the German brakemug. Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
by MaineRedneck April 18, 2011
Get the Redneck Brakesmug. A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia January 15, 2010
Get the brake happymug. A Type of weapon attachment that redirects propellant gases to counter recoil and unwanted muzzle rise to help with accuracy while shooting
The muzzle brakers I bought were pretty helpful by decreasing the recoil of my weapon and helping me aim better.
by Spunkyfunk61 January 8, 2019
Get the Muzzle brakemug. by IvyGirl February 5, 2018
Get the Doing the brakesmug. When a male who has been masturbating reaches climax, pulls back on the penis hard (like an e-brake handle) and attempts to shoot his ejaculate into his own mouth
It was a little awkward explaining to my wife that I wouldn't kiss her because I came so hard earlier that I accidentally gave myself an E-Brake...
by Danbman77 March 5, 2021
Get the E-Brakemug.