Boobs

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

by murdur1 December 17, 2008

boobs

The best part about a woman.

Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.

by tittylover February 15, 2006

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

Boobs

The best things on earth.

I wish I had my own portable boobs that I could keep in my pants

by AndrePaul March 20, 2009

boobs

a hell, heaven, savour, assassin, answer and attraction. all of these words have been used to describe the very interesting thing (or rather things) on a woman's chest. they come in all shapes and sizes, none better than the last, but the most preferable are the 'melons' which are the most attractive and the key to a wonderful sex. very useful for flirting, and a nice addition to a date invitation.

Lexi: hey Dan, do you want to go to the dance with me?
Dan: no thx

Lexi: maybe this will sway you... *unbuttons shirt and shows boobs*
Dan: sure, I would love to go! when can you do?

by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020

boobs

hooters

He liked her hooters.

by brice w January 2, 2003

Boobs

1. My favorite part of the female body

2. Used by a friends grandfather to refer to us as idots

Grandfather: *Hears loud noises and laughter* "What are you two Boobs doing!?!"
Friend: What?
Me: Quit bitchin gramps, we're the only set of tits you've seen in the last 20 years!
Us: Laughing hysterically

by wtficantthinkofaname January 18, 2009