Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.

I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.

by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010

blackstronaught

A member if the Negro American Space Society of Astronaughts. A group of young black americans who formed their own space agency to rival the then racist (whites only) NASSA.

Wallace Jefferson or Suitcase Jefferson as he was known was a "blackstronaught"

by Daniel Hollier July 19, 2008

backstage passenger

any lurker who has somehow made backstage at a show without being affiliated with anyone in one of the bands, or crew, or club staff. A person that is backstage without a backstage pass.

Hey, who drank all the beer? I think it was that backstage passenger, who brought him back here anyhow?

by r the p June 22, 2008

Bankstard

An "Individual" working for a financial institution, normally Board Member or Chief Executive, who possesses no knowledge whatsoever about the industry in which he/she works, he would hazard a guess that the "Fractional Reserve System" was something to do with Betfair, and will have simply never heard of a fiat currency. Bankstard will have never personally researched anything, will have blindly believed everything taught or told to him at university or by his former bosses, to think otherwise could jeopordise future 6/7 figure salary. He will believe he is doing a good thing, such is the extent of his brainwashing. His belief will be that his bank loans out a percentage of money that it has on deposit, plus interest, where in reality anybody with an internet connection and half a brain knows that a bank creates money at the stroke of a pen (your signature on loan application), it risks nothing of it's own. He will not understand that your mortgage application is an IOU (exactly as good as/identical to £/$) cashed by the bank and then lent back to you, which you pay back in full with interest................his brain won't be big enough to take in the thought that his institution is there as part of a massive financial redistribution scheme, to bankrupt not only people but nations also, for the Bilderbergers Rothschilds and Co.............

Bankstard will not have heard of the shameful historical trade of usury.

Frank: "Can you lend me a tenner Tony, Bankstards have fined me £35 for an unpaid Direct Debit"
Tony: "Can't mate sorry they did it to me too"
Frank: "If only the supreme court of the UK would have ruled against them"
Tony: "Banks rule everything mate, politicians, media the lot, we're fucked"
Frank: "No we're not pal, they are, you watch, the era of greed is over, and it won't be coming back for a while! Writing is on the wall for them all!!!"

by RubatoPiano July 15, 2013

blacktard

A combination of the term black(dark skinned) and retard (somebody stupid).

A blacktard is a retarded black person

"Kuda thats meant to go in the toilet you blacktard!"

by Dreadlocked jim January 12, 2008

backstab

So called "friends" will act like they really like you, be friendly with you. And then goes out and make up lies to your girlfriend that you're seeing someone else and that he has been covering for you for the whole time. This makes your girlfriend seem confused and think you do not take your relationship seriously.

When we found out what that backstabbing prick did, we encircled him and beat the living sense out of him. Now he cannot talk and cause any harm to anyone.

by Straight G Muthafuker July 10, 2006

backstabbing bitch

A girl who says she won't go out with her best friend's boyfriend that she had for over a year but still goes out with them.

kim: don't worry i'll have your back i won't go out with him!
heartbroken girl: k thanks love you!
(1 day later)
heartbroken girl: what the fuck! why are you going out with him!
kim: i can't help my feelings for him...
heartbroken girl: FUCK YOU
(heartbroken girl talking to her best friend)
shes a backstabbing bitch!

by lishie May 13, 2008