Basement hobbit buster

One who dresses up in an orange exterminator's jumpsuit going from door to door offering basement hobbit riddance services. Basement hobbit busters (BHB's) specialize in freeing countless grannies and older mothers of their leeching sons and any basement hobbit hoppers and offspring they may accumulate over the years. This is known to be such a noble profession. There is no need to exterminate the hoppers, since they will soon hop off to another loser in their mother's basement as soon as the original hobbit is gone. She will also take her accumulated offspring with her.

Example 1;

Basement hobbit buster: "well, ma'am, it looks like you've got basement hobbits... I heard a ruffling of a bag of chips over there... and I heard a fresh beer crack open."

Old lady: "Oh dear."

BHB: "Well, I'll only charge you for the original basement hobbit, because that hopper sitting there on the couch will leave with her offspring to another once he's gone."

Old lady: "Oh, God bless ya' darling"

BHB: "I sure hope you didn't name any of them, since the extermination will be harder on you if you got attached to them."

Old lady: "Oh... I named them all already. But at least my pension will slowly return to me."

by ~BluntBitch~ July 22, 2009

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Basement Ripping

The act of getting retardedly high, then going into your basement, turning off the lights, and listening to mind-shredding, brain-scrambling dubstep at extreme volumes.

Hey dude, You wanna blaze then go basement ripping until one of us falls into a coma?
Yea, that won't take long.

by Spark Blaze Toke November 29, 2010

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Basement Fairy

A man over the age of 18 that lives in his mothers basement, playing Call of Duty and most likely has an Match.com account. They lack social skills needed to survive in the real world, and their mother threatens them to leave at least once a week. They are usually fans of monster energy drinks and they have their mom drop them Mcdonalds though the laundry shoot. They probably have a website selling mods for ps3 and make about $12 each month. Another thing that can make you a basement dweller is having a World of Warcraft account.

Did you read the biography about the guy who invented World of Warcraft? Yeah, he is a hardcore Basement Fairy.

by Austin Shaheen December 31, 2010

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Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009

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Basement Intellectual

Philosophical and insightful people who do not capitalise on their intellectual potential. Characterised by the following behaviours:

- Elitism, and intellectually snobbish behaviour
- Always working on a 'passion project'
- Frequent irritation towards people who are misinformed/illogical
- Extreme laziness
- Poor hygiene
- Poor financial stability

Alexa: I was just talking about toothbrushes, when Steve started ranting about how they're a product of 'shoddy capitalism' or whatever. Can't he have a normal conversation?

John: Oh Steve! What a Basement Intellectual!

by Anjelloe May 12, 2017

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basement wifi

somebody's wifi who is so shit that it feels like they're connected to McDonald's wifi from 6 feet underground.

Person 1: "Bro, you are so laggy I'm literally getting free kills"
Person 2: "idk man don't blame me"
Person 1: "stfu bum ass nigga you got basement wifi"

by arcticroy July 9, 2021

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