hairy axe wound

a euphemism for a vagina. hairy, due to the pubic hair, and an axe wound, since the vagina forms a slit similar to the cut of an axe wound

i sure would like to place my penis in her hairy axe wound

by shingle May 31, 2007

Hairy Axe Wound

Basically, just 1940's slang for a womans vagina.

Often used as an insult or joke.

Go shave your hairy axe wound, slaag!

Guy 1: We were fucking last night and her axe wound was so flipping hairy!

Guy 2: Definitely avoid HER in the future.

by loungelizardairbiscuit April 16, 2010

bloody ax wound

In other words a period.

Hey honey did ur bloody ax wound come yet this month, im really horney

by Jordan555 August 05, 2007

coin slot axe wound

A verse in George “joji” Miller’s song “ hot nickel ball on a pussy”. It most likley means a destroyed puss

All over twats ,little coin slot axe wounds.

by Kyle with kanker April 13, 2018

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound

The female's "trap", "snatch", "box", "hole" ect...

My Girlfriend's got one NICE hairy battle-axe wound!

by Sir Fluffy the Muffin Baker November 15, 2003

Hairy Axe Wound

Womans private parts

He booted her right in the hairy axe wound.

by hairyaxewound December 13, 2009

moss covered axe wound

a slang reference to the vagina

I snuck my hand down her pants, and across her moss covered axe wound.

by MissionTIMpossible July 12, 2006