When your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. Even though you broke up six months ago. Most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.
by AlucarddraculA August 6, 2011
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The incident of which you are mistaken for wanking (Masturbating), which results in an awkward situation.
by Respect JHope December 21, 2016
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Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness
by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009
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In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
Paul- What's wrong?
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.
John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.
Paul- Fuck...
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.
John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.
Paul- Fuck...
by Jizsaw April 21, 2010
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The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.
You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
by thisisathens January 31, 2010
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CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."
WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"
That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"
That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
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