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awkward tagged

when someone is tagged in a picture on facebook that they are barely in, to make it seem like they go out of the house and socialise - when they really have no friends.
did you see those pictures from that party?

yeah dude, but why has that one kid tagged himself when you can only see the side of his arm?

awkward tagged, to prove to people he actually goes out. no one likes that douchebag.
by wo1f January 24, 2011
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awkward I Love You

When your ex says that they love you like a friend, but they constantly tell you that they love you just to get you to say that you love them too in hopes that you really are still secretly in love with them. Even though you broke up six months ago. Most common in ex girlfriends, but can happen with clingy-stringy ex boyfriends as well.
Ex: "Okay, bye! * insert Awkward I Love You* :)"

You: "Heheh....yeah, you too.."
by AlucarddraculA August 6, 2011
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Awkward Facebooker

"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"

-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
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Relative Awkwardness

Mostly happens around Thanksgiving or Christmas time when you see your family relatives you haven't seen in a year and it's completely awkward and you have nothing to talk about.
Sitting at the thanksgiving table causally eating my pumpkin pie with my relatives, we have nothing to talk about, its relative awkwardness
by Archibald Jones September 29, 2009
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Awkward Shower

When a situation becomes so awkward you can literally feel awkwardness showing over you.

In order to perform an awkward shower, the back of your hands an slammed against the top of your head and you begin to slowly shake your fingers in a raining motion down your face.
Paul- What's wrong?
Ev- Dude she walked in and you gave a face that said, I've dreamt of ravaging your body all night long for the last year. It was so awkward, I could literally take a shower in it.

John- Yeah dude serious awkward shower.

Paul- Fuck...
by Jizsaw April 21, 2010
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Socially Awkward Penguin

Currently one of the most popular variations of Advice Dog, Socially Awkward Penguin features a penguin on a blue background.

The surrounding text is not so much advice as it is descriptions of situations all socially awkward people will recognize.

You only laugh at it because you know you have been there.
BE POLITE, HOLD THE DOOR

-socially awkward penguin-

THEY'RE SLIGHTLY TOO FAR AWAY
by thisisathens January 31, 2010
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Awkward Moment

The new "hip" thing to say in a Facebook status update. Wildly used out of context by students and young English people in an attempt to stand out from all the everyday statuses that appear on the proverbial news feed.
CORRECT example. "That awkward moment when you're facing an old flame/work colleague on a train/bus and attempting to avoid eye contact."

WRONG example. "That awkward moment when you realize you've woken up late for a lecture"

That's not awkward, that's just laziness.
by Sgwarnnog June 20, 2012
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