awksome

the perfect balnce involving the fusion of incredible awesomeness and awkwardness.

*awkward silence*
dude!youre totally awksome!

by blank7121 January 4, 2012

Awksitch

A compound of 'awkward' and 'situation'. Shortens the phrase to one word for ease and wit.

A: Oh, how's your boyfriend?
B: We broke up....
C: Awksitch....

by LCAS May 23, 2011

Awkshiz

Crap that is completely awkward.
A Statement that replies to the awkward comment.

Girl: Balls!
Other Girl: AWKSHIZ!!!

by Anonymous Tennessean January 16, 2009

Awkschwitz

Used to describe a moment so awkward the sheer horror of the awkwardness can some how be related to the most notorious German concentration camp, Auschwitz.

Dude I tried to rape this girl in a dark ally but she tazed me. After I stopped seizing and was paralyzed on the ground she called the police, but until the police got there it was totally Awkschwitz.

by onlyjewscanmakefunofjews December 31, 2010

Awksauce

When a guy is jacking off and something goes wrong awksauce goes everywhere.

adam: yeah i was jacking off and awksauce went all over my couch.
joe: that's so awkward.
adam: yeah then my mom walked in. talk about a shit load of awksauce...

by ilaughtoomuch July 24, 2011

Awksome

Something that is awesome and awkward at the same time.

Dude, see that girl? She's so awksome..I want to be her best friend.

by awkawkawkawkawkawkawk October 16, 2010

Awksickles

Sweet treats that are incorporated in awkward situations to lift the awkward situation.

Girl 1: "Dang this situation's really fuckin' awkward."
Girl 2: "Yeah I better run to Sam's Club and get a bulk pack of awksickles."

by ilovepie123 June 30, 2011