Aston’s biggest is quite literally 3.7 tonnes, they not only suffer from chronic obesity but they also suffer from the addiction to discord. Aston’s Biggest could mistake his own fingers for food, as he craves food more than he craves cock, and that is a lot as he is relentless with his desire to rape his own friends. He is 3.7 tonne, which creates more problems than the fact he cannot see his own cock. The “biggest” problem is that he cannot seem to leave his xbox for longer than 3 hours, as the gallons of sweat stick him to his chair for inhuman amounts of time. This leads to issues such as pungent B.O, and greasy, dandruff riddled hair. Due to these obstacles, Aston’s Biggest lack’s interactions with girls. He was rejected by them all, leading to him becoming so down bad he pretended about kissing a drunk girl. He is so heavy, if he was on the submarine he would of survived due to the immense cushioning of his major organs, however his arteries probably only have a few years remaining before they are clogged with 10,000 calories per hour’s worth of fat. The Aston’s biggest is more than likely going to die a virgin, but he got to elite division on fifa so who cares?
“Aston Villa are the fucking best blud kmt g narnie stretchers uno it skidem”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
“Shut up you are literally Aston’s biggest pedophile”
by Annoymous112122 June 25, 2023
Get the Aston’s Biggestmug. a rich alpha who is the pimp of yr10, he has 1.2k in his wallet at all times and has stringy bum fluff on his chin. Deadest fifa player alive. Gets 12000 v-bucks everytime he scores in ultimate team, while dan cheers him on while chewing his wood.
by buv69 May 23, 2022
Get the Thomas Astonmug. bad feeling, suspicious and doubtful, even daring parents of a marriage of a child of them, after that had been heard of the act and becoming bankrupt at spirrits of them.
Th stubborn parrents of me are staying by telephone, and theastons can rescue my new wife form a now life of her like a soft fart.
by man!? January 16, 2018
Get the astonmug. A male who loves taking it up the ass so hard his booty hole is ripped to shreds.
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
A dirty Aston also enjoys being spanked and is definitely a bottom
by Bigbootylickdr75 January 11, 2025
Get the Dirty Astonmug. by anonymous October 30, 2020
Get the Astonnedmug. Using a foam medical swap to soak up bodily fluids and transfer them to the body or mouth of another
He wiped the foam Aston lollipop over her face soaking up the cum she hadn't swallowed and gently pressed it to her mouth. Being a Good Girl who never wastes a drop she sucked it clean eagerly
by Not Bambi October 31, 2022
Get the Aston lollipopmug. When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.
I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!
by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021
Get the aston villa plastic fanmug.