aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Aston

Astons have a massive cock that can please anyone. he eats lots of dick and can take it in the bum. he especially likes getting brain.

Omg is that Aston
yes he took it in the bum last night

by kaston for life October 28, 2020

Aston Martin F1

the 2023 wdc and constructors champion. F1 best team ever, better than mercedes and ferrari (clowns)

You want a winner? Look at Aston Martin F1

by O2Gming March 2, 2023

fat smelly aston

fatass cunt

No wayy is that fat smelly aston, ew!

omg is that fat smelly aston from copse ave?? OMG!!

by astonhateclub December 13, 2021

Aston

The man who takes massive Ls. Aston would be seen taking over 50 Ls a day. Aston is the l king

Damn Aston just got another L

by Ls man October 18, 2022

Astonned

Astonned. To be astonned at a comment or question.

Ray: I am astonned
Jim: Do you mean Astonished?
Ray: A S T O N N N N E D
Jim: A S T O N N N N E D

by anonymous October 30, 2020

aston villa plastic fan

When you are a supporter of villa but you don't dare get out the confines of your house to go to such a shit hole of a ground.

I see Lee's a villa supporter! Yes but he's an Aston villa plastic fan ! He won't venture from the confines of Fladbury to get mugged and watchtower lose!

by Vorest-avenger December 21, 2021