Asspicker

This guy really knows how to pluck his finger into his asshole.

Wow, Johnny! You're such an Asspicker!

by ballspagoti May 19, 2021

The asslicker

The person who always misses opportunities and ends up doing something shitty.

"Yet again I'm the asslicker. How nice!"

by Mr. Getyoassoffmahporche October 14, 2016

Cuckbitch Asslicker

Anyone with the name of Riley

-made by your trusty lamp

"Oh hi, Cuckbitch Asslicker, ur a stupid fuck."

by Cuckbitch Asslicker May 28, 2019

fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker

just an all around asshole

Wow you're a fucking cocksucker fuck'a'duck asslicker for doing such a shitty thing to the mentally retarded at the school.

by why_tf_not May 16, 2017

asskickalicious

Adjective. An extremely positive and lifting feeling, state of mind or experience not unlike the results of snorting a rockstar amount of cocaine.

Dude. She spent the night at my place. We sniffed joints and got drunk off table wine. Watched Shrek 2. Things got wet, ;), REALLY wet. Slept in 'til 1:30 & I missed work. She's upstairs making me coffee & bacon as we speak. Last night was asskickalicious."...................."Fuck you, you fucker. I fucking hate you so fucking much.

by dopeshow91 September 23, 2011

Asshackery

A gaming version of bullshit, when it may seem like other players are hacking because they are getting unreasonable scores and have an advantage over the general public in the game.

Person 1: Dude, I just got spawn-killed 5 times in a row, what the fuck is up with this!?

Person 2: Seems like there's quite a bit of asshackery going on there.

by AGSizzler January 13, 2013

AssJacker

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016