monkey ass games

Stupid fucking mind games, foolishness, shadiness - - head games with negative connations.

I'm so sick of you playing monkey ass games with my money.

by MileHighHeaux July 13, 2018

Son of a Monkeys Ass

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"

Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"

by Elliott.D July 06, 2009

Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.

OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.

by Dooki man May 27, 2021

rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

by CMorgan April 07, 2006

son of a monkey's ass

Something frustrating in its disgustingness.
Orginally, a man birthed from the anus of a monkey or an ape.

::Jeanine unable to get credit card machine to work: "Son of a monkey's ass!"

by Meta April 12, 2004

eat monkey ass

General insult; the consumption of monkey ass is not expected or required

Joe: Is it okay if I sext your ex-girlfriend?

Mike: Eat monkey ass.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2013

Monkey Ass Raper

This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.

Fuck off dan you monkey ass raper

by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004