asparagus dick

What you get when you eat a lot of asparagus and go take a pee and it smells like bad asparagus.

I ate a 1/2 pound of asparagus last night and I still have asparagus dick.

by golfpunk500 October 10, 2011

Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

Asparagus

Something that is round and pointy, used in toilet fights

I can’t wait to asparagus with someone

by Quack1759 November 19, 2022

Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

asparagus....gooey

A k-poper who posts K-POP reaction videos. (edits)

asparagus....gooey‘s follower: make one of when you tell them you’re from earth

by Miss chancla February 3, 2021

Albino Asparagus

A non-denominational, genderless, and non-binary label held by a member of ChogeHaus or it's associates.

But sir I had thought you were simply an impoverished apricot albatross? You must be mistaken ma'am, I am not effected by the worlds problems as you are. I am an Albino Asparagus!

by ChogeHaus May 13, 2021

Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025