by shrekdad April 23, 2018

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

by Petrooorawww July 10, 2023

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND
"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"
by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
by $helly$shell September 9, 2020
