Asswipe

Someone who is being a butthole and has a bad attitude

Hey Lisa you're an asswipe tonight

by Kk1464 November 27, 2017

asswipe

a total fucking moron, that is stupider then the day is long

ashanks is a asswipe

by nick125 February 17, 2005

aswipe

Synonymous with also.

Jill says "Jim likes turkey. I like turkey aswipe."

by wsbpress December 16, 2008

asswipe johnson

Loser who takes Message Boards on the internet too seriously.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Asswipehole

A person who pisses you off, a complete & utter asshole. If you want to tell them in a lighter way than just calling them an asshole, you would call them an "ass wipe hole".

You bleached my jeans you asswipehole.

by kebbin February 9, 2010

asswipe

1. A wet or dry fiberous material used to remove feces and dingleberries from a person's asshole.

2. A unreliable person who constantly annoys others with acts that would drive anyone's anger levels to "FUCKING PISSED!"

3. See one-upper.

1. "Son, we're outta toilet paper! Get me some asswipes!

2. "DUDE! Stop tapping me on the fucking shoulder, you fucking asswipe! Get away from me!"

by nUnya_dAmn_bIznis April 27, 2007

asswipe

See Michael Moore. A complete waste of human flesh.

Who taught that asswipe to make a documentary. And why is there no truth to it?

by Odorus Glutenaie May 6, 2005