Saint Augustines

Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.

Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen

by Bumhole annihilator June 2, 2022

St. Augustine Big Whale

An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.

- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."

by St. Augustine Big Whale May 12, 2014

Angusing

The art of sewing an angel costume onto a dog named "Angus" in perporation for their death and afterwards having them stuffed and put on display.

Not to be confused with the demonic ritual involving a "sex beast" known as a"Sunit", this form of "Angusing" is slightly less awesome, however, VERY IMPORTANT!

May be used in relation to afore mentioned "Angusing"

*old lady sews angel costume onto dying dog named "Angus"*
Dog Named Angus- "ahhh! NOOOO! she's Angusing me!"

by I.Am.The.Queen May 31, 2009

Augusting

The failure to reply appropriately to specific questions in an email, in turn, causing more confusion. As defined by Adam Carolla and Bald Bryan on the Adam Carolla Show, referring to Adam's manager Mike August.

I emailed Mike to see what day/time he wanted to meet us at the CPK, and he simply replied, "Great!" Now, we're 26 emails in and he's still augusting me.

by urban_turban April 2, 2015

Agustin

If you know an Agustin, he's your average smart guy, he's really nice and caring, and will often make sure you're doing okay if you seem down. Many people see him as very attractive, but he will usually deny the claim because he is very modest.

Girl 1: Wow! Agustin is so nice!
Girl 2: Of course he is, he's Agustin

by E‎‎‎‎‎‎ April 18, 2022

saint Augustines

a place where all the cool kids go

boy: i go to saint Augustines
man :cool

by RANGOMAN November 19, 2018

Saint Augustine High School

A whole bunch of daddy's in one school. We are all rich and we don't have any competition. We beat every school in sports, looks, and penis size. We also take all of the Cathedral girls which make the little boys there salty.

Saint Augustine High School is cool

by Christopher K.69696969420 December 6, 2019