Arthur

A man who thinks you are completely obsessed with him, while you actually have no interest at all.

Oh wow, he totally thinks I'm into him. Calm down, Arthur, I'm not interested.

by TeenyTiny May 13, 2015

Arthur

He is a lobster shag that steals all dem lobsters

Hey Arthur could I borrow a lobster

by Cheeto bot 123 December 8, 2019

Arthur

The most annoying human being ever in the whole entire world he is a disgrace to society #girlboss

Person 1:Ugh arthur is such a menace to society
Person 2: pfft ikr!!🤪🤪

by HotOrange1978 April 17, 2022

Arthur

That gay little aardvark on that kid's show. For some strange reason, he doesn't have a big honkin' schnoz. Blam it on Marc Brown, the twisted soul that created this crazy show. Other gay people on the show: Buster, D.W., Sue Ellen, Francine, The Brain, and Binky.Oh, and just about EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A SHOW!

Andre: Hey, did you see that new Arthur episode?

Jane: Andre, if you know I'm not queer, why did you bother to ask?

by DascherTheDog February 3, 2010

Arthur

A weeaboo lookin ass who uses OwO and makes you want to die.

Omg he watches anime, what a ARTHUR

by YeetusThebeetus March 6, 2019

Arthur

Slang for arthritis, especially the rheumatoid kind that gnarls your joints all up.

Lamont: Did you move that furniture like I asked you?

Fred Sanford: No son, I couldn't do it because of "Arthur" (then holds up a "cramped" hand), you know, my arthritis!

by mt3vsl June 20, 2009

Arthur

The fattest little piece of fucking garbage I’ve ever seen in my fucking life like how much can you eat to be a god damn fucking Arthur he’s like the fattest and ugliest bitch in the world.

Hey, you’re fat like Arthur

by Kills on kills125 December 1, 2018