Skip to main content

Arkansas Bracelet

First, take a six-pack of beer. Then, remove one of the beers & begin drinking it. Next, stick your hand through the hole that's left. You now have a classy looking Arkansas Bracelet that you can wear for the rest of the night, & you aren't going to forget where your beer is either. Or you might forget, if things get really awesome.

There is controversy surrounding what to do when (if) you decide to ever remove an empty Arkansas Bracelet. Some say that you should cut it up & put it in the recycle bin so that it doesn't hurt any dolphins. Others say that if these dolphins are so "evolved" & "intelligent", then they ought to be able to avoid sticking their noses through small plastic rings & dying because of this.
The party only really got going when Jack stepped in rocking a Bud Ice Arkansas Bracelet on each wrist.
by Billy Billystack July 20, 2009
mugGet the Arkansas Bracelet mug.

arkansas queef patty

The act of a girl shitting and queefing in your mouth while your eating them out
I just Arkansas queef patty this guy last night.
by Blueballs22 July 12, 2018
mugGet the arkansas queef patty mug.
Related Words

Akane x ibuki

Akane x ibuki is the best danganronpa ship/srs. It is canon/j

An alternative ship name for the ship is akanebuki and training montage.

The ship consists of akane owari the ultimate gymnast and ibuki mioda the ultimate musician

Akane x ibuki is a ship from a game/anime called danganronpa
What’s the best danganronpa ship?”
“Oh the best danganronpa ship is akane x ibuki.”
by Nagitoxjay April 4, 2021
mugGet the Akane x ibuki mug.

ArranEXE

ArranEXE is Very Good At PVP
by ArranEXE July 19, 2021
mugGet the ArranEXE mug.

Akane owari

The cutest, hottest, most badass Danganronpa character to ever walk the planet earth
I wish I had a waifu like akane owari
by Lonleyklown May 20, 2019
mugGet the Akane owari mug.

arkansas luggage

Foreskin. Refers to the time when Arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circumcise their boys, while Americans in other states were routinely circumcised. At that time, being uncircumcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. Also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.
Check out that dude's Arkansas luggage! It's hanging off the end like lace curtains!
by microaperture December 29, 2010
mugGet the arkansas luggage mug.

Arkansas Rodeo

A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"
by thesexiestcavemanever November 17, 2009
mugGet the Arkansas Rodeo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email