In short terms, a fat bald fuck, cartman in human form. Has a little pig in a blanket so when he'
s around it'
s Christmas day every day. Compulsive liar, lies about the girls he'
s been with and hates on the ones around who actually can get girls. Steals clothes and jewellery so you have to watch him at all times. Never seen a gym in his life and his
girl loves dickens cider (dick inside her).