zombie appointment

A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.

This is a zombie appointment and I am cancelling it.

by ForMrAbel May 4, 2018

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

Michael appointment

Me >:3

A small YouTube channel called Michael_appointment that posted random stuff (she aka me is a minor) she (me) loves Fnaf and other stuff :D it means well Michael appointment someone took the name Michael afton and Michael afternoon also I love art and yeah..BYEEeEEeEee

by Michael_appointment February 4, 2024

jasmines appointment

she needs to go to her appointment at 3pm. and she said shes getting yelled at.

did you hear about 'Jasmines Appointment'?

by jackiesfavourite!! March 3, 2021

Social Appointment

A subtle or discreet way of inferring that one is engaging in adult activities.

Hey, Jack! Are you going to Ariels party tonight?

Nah, bro...I have a social appointment tonight

by SteveTheMainMan September 10, 2020