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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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I didn't harass anyone

This is still just ignoring the chronology of events. Doubling double on accusing me of doing the things that I claim (even though it's more than just a claim) are happening to me when in reality you don't like how I chose to deal with my actual grievance so you are obstructing in it's remediation.
Hym "I didn't harass anyone. Anyone harassing other people in my name is likely the result of PEOPLE LIKE YOU trying to come after me and the people who associate with me. They think you are associated with me so they are harassing you. Now you want me to continue to be harassed without it affecting anyone but me and you are using stealing from me as a way of enforcing you own whim. But that isn't going to happen. I just don't have to let it happen so I'm just not going to let that be the case. You don't like what I said so you're repeating it back to me is a form of cynical fillbuster to try an muscle me out of the proceeds of my own work and if someone who isn't a complete fucking retard doesn't take the matter out of you hands and put it into my hands I'm going to put something sharp into my own hands a child is going to get stabbed. This was already happening to me. You just doing it now too. I'm not walking away empty handed an these YouTube fucks do not have a stake in the outcome. Their kids aren't going to get stabbed over what they are both doing amd allowing to happen to me. In a perfect world maybe that wouldn't be the case but you fucks need to pay me for my time and leave me the fuck alone."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Anyone but Hym

We're not doing that. Shut up.
Hym "You know what we're not actually doing this 'anyone but Hym' shit you are trying to pull, right? Stop entertaining them with this shit. They are not ever going to have to pay the price for them being like this. You will. They will not. And they can only continue to be stupid until and ONLY until I get what is rightfully mine and they have to walk away and go back to their own shit lives and they can only do this as long as you indulge them. And the second they have go pay a price for aligning against me they will disperse. Everything I touch is better than anything they will ever produce. This isn't up for debate and all pretending it is does is allow these parasites to sponge up clout that they can't actually generate by their own deeds."
by Hym Iam December 22, 2025
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does anyone wanna play minigames

"does anybody wanna play minigames" is a sentence made by the Gorilla Tag community it is said to mock little kids that play Gorilla Tag.
kid: "does anyone wanna play minigames"

person: "hell no"
by AidenSucksAtReading April 4, 2023
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Anyone down for jackbox?

Term used for when Flash is looking to have some hot gay sex with anyone in VC.
Hey guys anyone down for jackbox?
-SG | Flash
by JawbreakerX May 6, 2022
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Zachary (or anyone named Zadie)

Terrible
Wears dresses that are too short
Doesn't know how to spell
It is fun to body slam Zachary (or anyone named Zadie) whenever possible.
by hamp-tong March 23, 2022
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