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The Angry Dike

When a woman sexually stimulates a man's penis either orally or manually until he is moments away from cumming. She then firmly presses down on his urethra, causing the ejaculate to retract back into his shaft. This action is comparable to the boy who stuck his finger in the dike which consequently plugged the dam in Holland. This is extremely painful and emotionally scarring for a man, yet very pleasing for a woman if the fucker deserved it.
Sophia: Tom is such an asshole, why did you go home with him from the party last night?
Kayla: Oh that's okay, I teased the hell out of him and then gave him the angry dike.

Sophia: Oh damn!
by kaybearbee September 25, 2011
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The Angry Doorknob

The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.
That bitch was giving me lip so i gave her the angry doorknob.
by therealXII September 7, 2009
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Angry Dragon

When a girl is performing oral on a guy - he is about to blow, he holds on to her head so she can't pull away and her mouth is stuck on his dick. Then his load shoots in her mouth, and it comes out her nostrils - with a major scowl on her face and ropes of cum hanging out her nose...she looks like an Angry Dragon!
by Hellan May 17, 2006
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angry-dragon

A sexual act where a guy take his penis and inserts it, surprisingly, all the way to the back of the throat of his female partner(right before he is about to blow) while she is blowing his testes and ejaculates,explosively, and she gags and the sperm comes out of her nose. like an angry dragon breathes fire.
"Dude i totally gave julie the angry-dragon last night. My cum was coming out her nose for like a minute and a half!"

"Dude i bet she was pissed."
by zTSANDMAN July 10, 2008
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Angry Drug Dealer

When a man mixes powdered herion and coccaine, and rubs it on his penis. He then humps a girl until the drugs have made their way into her bloodstream, in which he leans over on his knees above her, and keeps his penis erect facing downwards. The girl has spasms, in which she is fucked again.
The other night Chris got his first taste of the Angry Drug Dealer, but Jenny died.
by AngryBubs January 15, 2009
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The Angry Dragon

when you bitch is giving you head, slam the back of her head into you so her eyes get red, (the angry part), then shoot your load up her nose, so the cum runs down her nose and it looks the the mustache of a dragon.
I tricked my bitch into giving me the angry dragon last night. Fuck, it was AWSOME!
by Athene The 1337 King April 23, 2008
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Angry Dragon

The act of thrusting your penis in a girls mouth while in oral sex and ejaculating far in her throat so she coughs it up through her nose and mouth
Guy- Wanna to angry dragon?

Girl- sure but it might get messy
by Beastin4<3 January 24, 2011
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