Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags
Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap
Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.
Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.
by The Finnisher April 28, 2012
Get the Anders Behring Breivikmug. by Domaincat April 3, 2013
Get the Anders Georgmug. Sometimes confused with the common lake-side troll, an Ander Anti-Venom can usually be found sleeping in its own mess. A creature who enjoys its own reflection, an Ander Anti-Venom can be considered somewhat a Vein evolutionary mishap.
These are also creatures who do not mix well with their own kind. Prone to locking fringes, it is important they are kept well apart, especially during moshing season.
It is a common mistake to think that an Anti-Venom has no outer layer. This is, however, untrue- These heartbroken creatures have an outer layer so tight that it can be difficult to spot unless studied close.
These are also creatures who do not mix well with their own kind. Prone to locking fringes, it is important they are kept well apart, especially during moshing season.
It is a common mistake to think that an Anti-Venom has no outer layer. This is, however, untrue- These heartbroken creatures have an outer layer so tight that it can be difficult to spot unless studied close.
by crossouttherys September 1, 2009
Get the Ander Anti-Venommug. A bear-bear, whom will always cherish and love them. A person named Ander, Tez, or Tezzy, allow yourself to cherish them forever. They’re probably a keeper, if the person searching this is seeking advice.
Ander/Tez/Tezzy is amazing!
Don’t you love how Ander/Tez/Tezzy looks today?
Ander/Tez/Tezzy is a wonderful bear-bear to have.
Don’t you love how Ander/Tez/Tezzy looks today?
Ander/Tez/Tezzy is a wonderful bear-bear to have.
by Bear M. July 19, 2023
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Get the Get Ander De Bedmug. Ander is the most loyal and sensitive person you’ll ever meet. He will always be there when you need a friend, as long as you’re there for him too. He’s the kind of person you can laugh your ass off with, but also have a sensitive conversation. He’ll give you the best advice
by clout demon January 27, 2019
Get the Andermug.