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Ian

An Absolute Chad of a man, He is the only one that could beat Goku in fight. The shear power of this trigga is bewildering. Each and every time I hear this trigga's name my legs go cold and I shamble to the restroom to shit myself,the shit runs down my legs...Then I hear it,as the Elden Ring Boss music starts God(Ian) rips my roof off and picks me up by my neck and stare at me, only to stale my nearing death.
by Fairly Asian June 7, 2022
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ian

the exact moment a penis erects
uh oh i just ian ed!
by IAnrox December 16, 2010
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Ian

Scottish version of the English name John. The corruption stems from as late as 1989 from the Indiana Jones film "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". In this film, Harrison Ford plays Indiana (Dr) Jones, who nearly plunges to his death when he steps on the letter "J" as the first letter of the word "Jehovah", when every good classical scholar knows that this word actually begines with an "I". Therefore, seeing as though I was actually born in 1979, for the first 10 years of my life I was known as "Jan", and it was only with the release of this film that my true name of "Ian" was made known to me through the self eveident truths of Holywood.
Jehovah! no sorry, I mean Iahovah! no, I mean Ian
by Ian/Jan July 21, 2006
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ian

an amazing guy that has a great sense of humer and has a large cock
girl one: wow you know ian??\

girl two: yea he's amazing!!
by Fishing life December 13, 2016
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Ian

by OKBALLS April 3, 2020
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Ian

1) A popular Scottish name
2) To be artistically creative.
3) Code name for an anigav.
1) Ian is an awesome name from the best nation on earth!
2) Yo, that kid writes, acts and plays guitar; he Ians 24/7!
3) -You're an Ian!
-A what?
by Anigav II December 10, 2008
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Ian

Ian is a person who is weird , doesnt talk , intelligent , most ian are depressed , kind
Also ian's mostly have large cocks
They like dark hair people

They dont really like sex
Ian is hot af
by The actual god like wow February 26, 2019
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