American Football

American (Football) has a really miss leading name because u just use ur feet when u kick the ball once. The rest is hands no feet while (soccer) u actually use ur feet. It should not be called soccer it should be called football.

It’s called football all over the world but in America is soccer. GG America.

American football is worse than soccer Aka Football

by Cripkillah123 June 3, 2018

american football

i stupid excuse for football. a games where overweight americans wear pads to make themselves look even fatter and bash each other up for a friggon ball.
i'd explain more but its a waste of my time and energy. aussie rules football is way better.

i dont wanna hear about american football.

by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006

American Football

The Americans hadn't invented a sport yet that they could call their own. THey stole Britain's "football" (a game where you kick around a ball) and used their hands instead because they didn't know how to use feet in the olden days. They then stole rounders (another English game) and called it baseball.... what??

I hate American Football because I am cynical.

by Matt Bellamy April 21, 2004

American Football

Something boring people are obsessed with because they have nothing better to do with their lives. Fanatics boost the salaries and contracts of a bunch of nimrods who can do little more than toss or kick a ball and get paid more than scientists, teachers, their moms and dads and other people who actually improve their lives and make the world a better place to live.

Why are americans so overweight by an large? Because they'd rather sit in front of tv's watching things like american football and american idol and drink beer. Beer gives guys such unsexy beer bellies that girls wont give them any sex, so guys have to sit around watching american football as if that were better than bustin' a nut.

by Jock January 23, 2005

American Football

It's a lot like Rugby, they just use way too much gear as if they were going to war, which in this case they get their body broken sometimes.

And also, this "American Football" only Americans really like it, because the rest of the world doesn't.

This has nothing to do with football in reality, it's really rugby under the name football.

Football you kick the ball with your feet, hence the name. "Soccer" is a dumb ignorant word that Americans use it to describe the Real Football.

Player 1: Do you want to play American Football?
Player 2: Nah, that's lame.

by Anon12576343 November 22, 2010

american football

Sport played mainly in America. Designed so that every strand of society has something they can do. Fat bloaters to bump into each other, actual athletes to run and kick, and enough support staff to win the war in Iraq.

Unfeasibly boring due to repeated and lengthy breaks in play.

Rugby's stunted bastard child...

Commentator 1: "Yeah John, that was a fantastic pass from shotgun by Brett Favre."

Commentator 2: "Fuck off, I'm watching rugby."

by Scotsdave December 13, 2004

american football

It's called Gayball in Europe

Hey dude, do you want to play gayball?
You mean american football?
Yes, gayball

by Cadel Evans July 23, 2006