Ambrosian Wax Wrap

After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.

I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.

by Lefty-Catfish November 27, 2015

Ambrosia chan

Food and nectar of olympus. Also a single celled, omnipotent, cnidaria classified organism. Finds suitable mates and breeds with them. Has no genitals for some reason.

This, is a rare specimen of Ambrosia chan.

by offmaniaasd iomm January 9, 2019

Ambrose's Law

In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."

"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."

"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."

by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019

Ambros

When a male and female have had sexual relations with the same person.

My sister pulled a robbery, it’s weird to be Ambros with a sibling.

by BigJohnsonThompson October 1, 2020

Ambrose Burnside

An American Civil War General who was on the side of the Union. He was also the governor of the U.S. state of Rhode Island and Senator soon after that. He is notable for being the namesake of sideburns, possessing them throughout his life.

Tim: Why are sideburns called sideburns?
Bob: It was named after Ambrose Burnsides

by CheeseCakeFries January 16, 2021

Ambrosian

An Ambrosian is one of the finest, sexiest, most intellectual men ever known to man. A pupil of St.Ambrose College (A.K.A. The college of knowledge).

EXAMPLE 1.Girl 1: “hey look, it’s an ambrosian!”
Girl 2: “back off he’s mine!”
EXAMPLE 2. Man: “I’m really cool”
Ambrosian: “listen here you inferior little shit”

by Special Agent Johnny February 22, 2021

Ambros

The shortest person ever. Literally so short that she spends her free time looking at shoe laces. she's like two inches tall. Despite this, her donkey laugh will make anyone enjoy her company. She likes to make fun of redheads for looking like ed sheeran.

Dude: WOW!! can you believe how short that person is?
Dude 2: yeah i guess she's an Ambros. That's the shortest person I've ever seen!

by BigFrogs February 12, 2022