A computer genius that often is used as tech support. He also comonly knows tons about Nintendo and detests Sony. He's commonly from South America.
Phil: Goddamn it I can't (do something with my computer or somthing to do with Nintendo)
Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude
Chuck: Call Alonso, Dude
by WindmillMan February 22, 2008
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that is very Alonso of you
by alonso1234 July 8, 2021
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wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
wear a lot of jewelry,
love the outdoors, smoke pot, be fat, and cry when your girlfriend dumps you because of selfish intentions all at the same time, then you are an ALFONS.
ALFONS was taken from a first impression given by some Polish people in the Philippines.
Some can be found in rural or urban places. (e.g. makati ave., baguio, etc.)
Man 1: (looks at this type of man) *whispers to his friend* Nie ufaj kurwa alfons.
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
Man 2: Tak. Alfons kurwa mac.
Alfons: Hello friendss. Welcome to my lair. My longtime girlfriend doesn't know it but I'm cheating on her and snatching her resources like a bigtime colonizer without war. Mwahahaha! I'm sure you guys don't understand english much so I don't really care.
Man 1: Who the kurwa fuck you thing you are!!?
Man 2: Spierdalej you kurwa alfons! Huj w dupe!!!!
by clooneytwoshoes May 16, 2009
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Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him
Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him
by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019
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A very well behaved lad. Often destined for the priesthood as well as becoming a world renound physician most famous for curing cancer.
by Thesmrtone January 29, 2015
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