Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.
If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?
by TheRealFlow November 12, 2022
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Alpaca Lovers

The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.
Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.

My mother: wth
by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020
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Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!
by QuacksO August 12, 2024
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Angry Alpaca

When a girl is giving you head and you nut without telling her causing her to spit with force and the jizz hits you.
I was getting head and the slut full out turned into a angry alpaca
by Angry girrafe neck January 06, 2016
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Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind
"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"
by Spasmonke January 26, 2020
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