Alpaca Lifestyle

Usually an awkward way of doing things, or a way of being socially awkward in a group.

I'm just an average man, living the alpaca lifestyle.

by Mama Mia Here We Go Again February 23, 2013

Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.

I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.

by Noedelkes June 16, 2019

alpaca

an hideous creature that is smaller and more useless than a llama

i saw an alpaca and a llama in a strength contest.no doubt the alpaca lost

by llamaqueenrules November 30, 2019

Alpaca

A Somalian boy or man that has frizzy/curly hair like a alpaca

Look at that Somalian kid, he looks like a damn alpaca

by Chamena84 September 1, 2019

Alpaca spit

When you're doing dry anal, and you spit snipe the bottom in the mouth from behind

"Dude, I was totally about to cum last night, when he looked back at me and I alpaca spit right into his mouth from behind"

by Spasmonke January 25, 2020

Alpaca Lovers

The smartest people in the world so they always get a big thumbs up.

Me: I am one of the many alpaca lovers.

My mother: wth

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

alpaca

your true and only god
every time someone says "alpaca" everyone must clap their hands

yo dude look an alpaca
*clap hands *

by royishw October 20, 2017