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Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.
Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010
mugGet the Alpaca shaggermug.

alpaca

an hideous creature that is smaller and more useless than a llama
i saw an alpaca and a llama in a strength contest.no doubt the alpaca lost
by llamaqueenrules November 30, 2019
mugGet the alpacamug.

Alpaca

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.

Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.
"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."
by Alakritous February 19, 2017
mugGet the Alpacamug.

Alpaca Him

When a dirty slut blows a guy’s dick and holds the cum in her mouth and spits it back at his face
Hey dude you hear about his tinder date? He must’ve pissed her off because she did alpaca him
by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022
mugGet the Alpaca Himmug.

Alpaca Bites

Two Monroe piercings right beside each other.

Like the spider bite, but on the top lip.
"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012
mugGet the Alpaca Bitesmug.

Alpaca

A Somalian boy or man that has frizzy/curly hair like a alpaca
Look at that Somalian kid, he looks like a damn alpaca
by Chamena84 September 1, 2019
mugGet the Alpacamug.

Nasty alpaca

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
I gave Karen her first nasty alpaca ever, now she's hooked.
by Noedelkes June 16, 2019
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