by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

by llamaqueenrules November 30, 2019

A large, furry creature with fur good for making yarn. These spitters are not to be trifled with. Contrary to popular belief, they cannot be purchased at Hobby Lobby.
Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.
Plural of Alpaca is Alpaca.
"Did you hear what Goofer did? He went to Hobby Lobby looking to buy some Alpaca! He'll never find any Alpaca there."
by Alakritous February 19, 2017

by Redhammer69 October 8, 2022

"Have you ever seen anyone with Alpaca bites?" -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
"Yeah, those are kind of like spider bites, right?" -EhmihLee
"Yeah, just on the top lip." -Pat
by Mizkitkat November 4, 2012

by Chamena84 September 1, 2019

When you cum in your hand and put your semen in your mouth. Then proceed to spit it all over her face.
by Noedelkes June 16, 2019
