by Loopy cunt June 22, 2011
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by Hadito December 16, 2008
Get the Organic Alfalfa mug.1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.
by tesfurdo November 21, 2006
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Shes intelligent and wise beautiful and kind
She goes by her own rules and will listen if you listen to her
Shes a great person to be around and so kind
You better not mess with her when shes angry or shell knock you
Shes an athletic person and likes to win
Shes intelligent and wise beautiful and kind
She goes by her own rules and will listen if you listen to her
Shes a great person to be around and so kind
You better not mess with her when shes angry or shell knock you
Shes an athletic person and likes to win
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by Grace_is_flumpydoodle August 21, 2006
Get the alleluiaral mug.a task given by a military commander to his engineer that has never been done before and seems impossible but will go down in history as epic and monumental
Hannible crossing the Alps with a huge army including elephants. Or invading europe by sea and suppling the fighting troops by sea. hey 9E have I got an Alpelephant for you to figure out.
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