Pull an Aldo

to drop off the face of earth when finding a girl friend

When nick started dating maria it was clear that he was going to pull an aldo

by nohaters1998xx June 3, 2017

Aldo Syndrome

When a person side eyes you but don't mean to.

That person over there keeps on side eying me, but I don't think they're doing it on purpose. I think they have Aldo Syndrome.

by The one who speaks to all May 11, 2023

dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and then fingering them

i gave my GF a dirty Aldo last night

by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020

Aldo

Stinky, short, chunky and gay

Shut up aldo you faggot

by Pussyslayer495 March 2, 2020

Aldo

He is the best dude in the world his dad is Bahu and he is a sick lad that is amazing also AldoWichii

Aldo is so cool so is Bahu and AldoWichii

by Aldricisawesome August 28, 2017

aldo velasco

When two
Men get naked and take
Turns laying eat others ballsacks across their mouth and eyes

Man that Aldo Velasco was
Great last night!

by Your moms mom 696968696969 April 27, 2016

Aldo

A Sicilian from Milan with a unique charm. Lover of pasta with sardines and peperonata at 8 in the morning. An inimitable heartbreaker. His motto is better bald than blond.

G: Aldoooo!
A: I finish eating the peperonata and go down!

by aldo_giovanni_e_giacomo_trash November 22, 2021