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Aldo

A Sicilian from Milan with a unique charm. Lover of pasta with sardines and peperonata at 8 in the morning. An inimitable heartbreaker. His motto is better bald than blond.
G: Aldoooo!
A: I finish eating the peperonata and go down!
by aldo_giovanni_e_giacomo_trash November 22, 2021
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Pull an Aldo

to drop off the face of earth when finding a girl friend
When nick started dating maria it was clear that he was going to pull an aldo
by nohaters1998xx June 3, 2017
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dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and fingering them for the unique feel
by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020
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Jose Aldo

The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio
I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter

He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor

He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
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ALDO

is a 4'11 kid and he gets mad very fast and a Little girl is known for being gay and liking big boys he thinks he knows everything but on the inside deep down he is a little girl and whines for everything
Aldo ur 4'11
by bdnbfhgf June 1, 2022
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Aldo

Stinky, short, chunky and gay
Shut up aldo you faggot
by Pussyslayer495 March 2, 2020
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dirty Aldo

sticking a persons hair up their partners crotch and then fingering them
by Jeremyvine December 7, 2020
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