The act of drinking an entire bottle of hot sauce and vomiting it onto your partner's chest. Proceed to use the mix as lube.
by Jimmy Juicebox July 12, 2014
When an Albanian is engaging in an intense sphincter gaping anal pounding, and as the asshole gapes, such an Albanian immediately turns around and takes a massive shit into the gaping anal region.
Ildi was decimating Aidan's asshole, and before climax, performed a successful Albanian Shmumper, to which Aidan was displeased with as he preferred a Shmoney Shot.
by TEHRAELSPODERMAN December 3, 2016
by jdashasf May 1, 2011
by Stefan pejcinovic March 8, 2019
Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!
Me: So what did you do?
Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.
ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck
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Find a hot chick in the bar, find out she is shemale.. Fuck it bor im going albanian on that ass,
Me: So what did you do?
Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.
ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck
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Find a hot chick in the bar, find out she is shemale.. Fuck it bor im going albanian on that ass,
by Enanav848586 October 16, 2013
Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect
by yuyup the eblivarator December 31, 2011
by WheatonWhitie69 September 8, 2010