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Alamoed

When you go all-in on something you have no chance of winning, usually ending in failure. Stubbornly holding your ground until you get absolutely wrecked.
I asked for her number but she said ‘Ew gross’.

Damn bro, you got absolutely Alamoed.
by HeWhoAlamoes August 20, 2025
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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Alamo

Property of PenguinMan320
Alamo is by far my worst slave
by El penguino June 17, 2021
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The Alamo

by p1kler November 8, 2021
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The Alamo

What to call your girl’s vagina after it has been shaved and the pueblos(pubes) have been eradicated.
My gf has the alamo now I have been shoving my face in it like never before
by Pussislayer69 March 16, 2025
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