It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."
Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!
by wuce brayne January 8, 2014
Get the alamo open housemug. me: “WEEELL Alamo’s a bitch he’s a big fat bitch, he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday he’s a bitch, on Tuesday he’s a bitch, on Wensday through Saturday he’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he’s a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he’s a stupid bitch! Alamo's a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s stupid bitch
Alamo’s a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Alamo,
Is a big fat fucking bitch!
Alamo, yeah!”
Alamo: “This is why I won’t accept your friend request.”
me: *dies*
On Monday he’s a bitch, on Tuesday he’s a bitch, on Wensday through Saturday he’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he’s a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he’s a stupid bitch! Alamo's a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s stupid bitch
Alamo’s a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Alamo,
Is a big fat fucking bitch!
Alamo, yeah!”
Alamo: “This is why I won’t accept your friend request.”
me: *dies*
by genocidalsharkcum January 16, 2022
Get the Alamomug. What to call your girl’s vagina after it has been shaved and the pueblos(pubes) have been eradicated.
by Pussislayer69 March 16, 2025
Get the The Alamomug. A special trigger/attachment designed to make your gun shoot faster made by Joey Tech/Joey's Solutions+Shop from the popular Roblox game Michael's Zombies found in one of the main menu tabs
The Regret 8x with Speed Cola, Double Tap Root Beer, And JTEK Alamo can literally clear hordes in seconds
by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023
Get the JTEK Alamomug. 
