Alamoed

When you go all-in on something you have no chance of winning, usually ending in failure. Stubbornly holding your ground until you get absolutely wrecked.

I asked for her number but she said ‘Ew gross’.

Damn bro, you got absolutely Alamoed.

by HeWhoAlamoes August 20, 2025

Quesadilla "Alamo" Jenkins; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Quesadilla "Alamo" Jenkins; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

The Alamo

What to call your girl’s vagina after it has been shaved and the pueblos(pubes) have been eradicated.

My gf has the alamo now I have been shoving my face in it like never before

by Pussislayer69 March 16, 2025

Alamo

Property of PenguinMan320

Alamo is by far my worst slave

by El penguino June 17, 2021

R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.

By the looks of it a R3d Alamo Cannonball took place in there last night.

by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025

The Alamo

I forgot

Texan: "Remember the Alamo
Me: "No"

by p1kler November 8, 2021