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Airplane Syndrome

n. When you're reasonably isolated from the rest of society with a small group of people, you tend to find the most good-looking person there to be exaggeratedly hot, when actually they are probably average-looking. Desperation.

Comes from the ability to pick out the hottest person on a long airline flight, when you're thinking about the possibility of a crash landing and who you'd want to hook up with on the desert island.
1: "Yo I'm seriously crushing on that one chick in my mech. engineering class."
2: "Daamn son you've got airplane syndrome."
1: "Hell yeah, she's the only one out of the three that doesn't look too much like a dude. I'm in love."
by BigBing September 25, 2010
mugGet the Airplane Syndromemug.

airplane flu

The cold or flu one gets after flying on a airplane, especially after long flight.
After returning to New York from San Francisco John came down with airplane flu.
by thevineyard February 12, 2007
mugGet the airplane flumug.

Airplane Pocket

The little pocket in the crotch of women's underwear. the perfect size for airplane bottles of liquor. Used to sneak booze and other substances in where they do not belong.
Girl 1: How did you get that bottle of Malibu Coconut Rum in here?
Girl 2: oh, i snuck it in in my Airplane Pocket.
by pocketmaster6969 September 14, 2017
mugGet the Airplane Pocketmug.

Champaign on an Airplane

When you're drunk and high at the same time.
"Bobby was totally wrecked last night; he was feelin' like champaign on an airplane."
by City Slicka March 25, 2013
mugGet the Champaign on an Airplanemug.

running airplane

Basically, running train on a girl, but everyone participating is high.
Oh, man, last Saturday I had some grass on me and Luis, Jamie and I went running airplane on this one girl.
by Midnight pinapple train October 4, 2008
mugGet the running airplanemug.

Airplane domino

When a passenger leans his sit back and everyone behind him are forced to do the same.
Be careful with your laptop, an airplane domino is approaching.
by bugpower February 25, 2015
mugGet the Airplane dominomug.

Airplane Wash

Pertaining to women taking a quick shower only cleaning under the "wings" (armpits) and the "cockpit."
I will only have time for an airplane wash, because I'm running late for my date
by shellsfine August 5, 2008
mugGet the Airplane Washmug.

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