SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010

aardvarks nose

when someone has a nose that is fucking huge

damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!

by mrprestwick April 19, 2005

Loveless Aardvark

n: the most sexylicious poster on 404

adj: sexylicious

Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.

by flik November 4, 2003

what's your aardvark?

Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.

A: "What's your aardvark?"
B: "Aaliyah. Yours?"
A: "A-Ha."
B: "That's useful to know."

by squiddlydiddly May 20, 2010

Aardvark

A politically correct word for calling someone a retard or retarded.

Why you being such an Aardvark.

by Hardprtaardvark November 9, 2022

aardvark

/ˈɑ dvɑ k/

noun

a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal of Africa, with long ears, a tubular snout, and a long extensible tongue, feeding on ants and termites.

No Example Sentence for "aardvark"

by Google Dic. September 25, 2021

Aardvark ass

Compliment to someone who’s being alive and having the will to live at the same time

Wow good for that guy, he’s real aardvark ass

by brianlafeve November 19, 2019