avocado toast

when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)

literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it

ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry

ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.

MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry

by idtst May 28, 2018

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avocado juice

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.

Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."

by Pebo the german hypocrite December 10, 2018

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Avocado Day

Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.

Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”

by Kolly2.0AndLoly November 15, 2019

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Hot avocado

A sex act where one person blows a snot rocket into another person's anus.

"My boyfriend is allergic to my cats so he gave me a hot avocado and then left."

by Nom.De.Plume January 24, 2017

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Nikocado Avocado

The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado

Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"

by DefinatelyNotNikocadoAvocado January 23, 2022

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