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pavlov's ashtray

The phenomenon whereby the sound made by tapping your pipe or bong stem in an ashtray will call every stoner within earshot.
Tap Pavlov's ashtray and let's start a Safety Meeting.
by Canis Maximus May 15, 2017
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The Ashtray Rules

1. Don't cough in the ashtray
2. Don't sneeze in the ashtray
3. Don't laugh in the ashtray
4. Don't blow on the ashtray
5. OR YOU HAVE TO VACCUM

These rules can be repeated for joint-rolling. No-one wants all their weed on the floor.
Person1: *cough cough* oh shit i spilled the ashtray everywhere with my misaimed cough.
Person2: Get out the vaccum then, you know The Ashtray Rules!
by MMMerangue April 17, 2008
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concrete ashtray

pile of cigarette butts sitting by the curb at the stoplight
look at at that concrete ashtray!...yo, earth a toilet!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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Hillbilly Ashtray

A beer can/bottle which one uses to store cigarette butts in.
"Out in the trailer park we dont need no fancy glass platters for our cigarettes, we just use hillbilly ashtrays"
by Damanofdahour April 20, 2010
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licking the ashtray

The act of kissing a girl who smokes.
I dumped Megan after one week, with her three pack a day habit, licking the ashtray made me want to hurl
by rubycodez April 5, 2010
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Steaming Ashtray Girl

The act of flicking cigarette ash onto a naked body, then extinguishing it on their hair. Causing a pleasing crackling and streaming noise. The dead cigarettes are often popped into the persons mouth to chew
Me and the bros were watching a porn film last night and made Rachel a Steaming Ashtray Girl. Literally hot!
by RVT2010 March 1, 2011
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dick ashtray

V. Extreme form of bdsm. When one sticks a lit or smoked cigarette into the urethra/dickhole.
Hey man, you don't have an ashtray can I just flick it on the ground?
Nah man just use my dick ashtray.
by Alien kid 13 November 22, 2015
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