Asco

A verb in which an unsuspecting individual is sent a picture of a repulsive naked aged woman via the internet.

Ascoer: Hey bob, I thought you should check out this cool new website here.

Bob: *clicks* AHHHHHHH how disgusting!

by Xazer October 8, 2003

Dayton Ascot

When a girl periods on a guy's neck.

After months of enduring countless Cincinnati Bow-ties from her boyfriend, he finally let her give him a Dayton Ascot.

by Nicb1rd October 27, 2011

Asco

A hot asian lady willing to show it all. Usually accompanied by an expression of shock at the pure beauty.

"OHNOS! I has been ASCOED!"

by Da Tr0LL September 22, 2003

ASOBS

The use of the anti-son-of-a-bitch-stick
a large cumbersome pipe, wooden stick or sword.

Eat my A.S.O.B.S.
my A.S.O.B.S. broke over you head you S.O.B.

by WenisMan May 13, 2005

alcobottles

alcohol bottles

Check out our nice collection of alcobottles.

Shit, I still have empty alcobottles in my car from last weekend!

by cheer08chic September 24, 2009

ascon

i: whatever
ii: you are on your own
iii: to whom it may concern.

you: i don't like your hair style
me: ascon

by Mr. Dido June 28, 2010

Alcoblock

That exasperating moment that occurs when you're waiting at a bar, just about to be served, but another patron swoops in front of you at the last minute and orders first.

Bob: Yeah I'll have-
Patron: Double vodka and coke.
Barman: Coming right up.
John: Dude, you totally got Alcoblocked.

by teengrlsquad November 5, 2010