I DO apologize

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

capologist

A person who excels in the art of cap. In other words someone who thrives in talking utter bullshit.

Friend 1: Is it really true that Rashkovsky was invisible in the GTA V prison break heist?
Friend 2: Yes he was compeltlely invisible...
Friend 3: Don't trust everything he says (Friend 1) he's a capologist.

by on ogd July 27, 2020

apologin

actually means apologizing but it was too long and didn't flow so kanye made it shorter, therefore changing it to apologin' so it would sound better.

don't everr fix your lips like collagen,
then say somethin' where you gon' end up apologin'

MANN YOU BETTER BE APOLOGIN' SOOON!
or ima KICK YOUR ASS :<

by Teeeeeetee March 20, 2008

Assologist

One who specialized in the study of Assology

That woman's sweet ass forced me into becoming an assologist.

by gomaz July 20, 2005

Apologetic Mushroom

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.

Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!

by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018

Yapologist

Someone who yaps so damn much they could make a career out of it

“And then I was like-“
“Shut the hell up. You’re a yapologist for Christ’s sake. D1 at yapping.”

by Random_ahh October 2, 2023

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020