alison

1. crazy (not the good way)
2.psycho (i know it's repetitive just go with it!)
3. bitch (not the female dog.)

the absolute most flat chested girl in the world! usually crushes on guys but is to afraid to come out and say it.

dude 1: Hey man, i just asked alison out!

dude 2: brah she going to cut yo dick off.

dude 1: damnit!

by rawyak January 14, 2012

Alison

Alison is a strong and independent girl and cant take no for an answer. She really likes to argue with everything. She has a big booty. she also likes a guy and is to scared to say anything at all. She is kinda a mess and seems scary but once you get to know her she is goofy and she always knows how to cheer you up and make you laugh. she is a pain but oh well.

alison- dude i think he was staring at me!!!!!

ryantz- was he now lol!!!

by xgfjhebhjmtrds March 30, 2022

Alison

is so pretty but can get annoying chewing that gum ughhh but we still love her dont try to mess with her she bett your fucking ass bich

"" ughh alison stop chewing that gum " jayhlea said

by marissa nicole April 27, 2018

Alison

she might be pretty but is kinda mean. . she is rude. she is manipulative. she over reacts. she thinks to highly of herself. you can never change her opinion. she is petty. she is very stubborn. she is a bully. she has a lot of friends usually. she is smart. she is very popular. she has great taste of clothes.she has a crazy personality

wow Alison is such a pretty person.either way she is crazy. I dislike Alison.

by LDL February 09, 2020

Alison Mosshart

Lead singer for the bands The Kills with Jamie Hince and The Dead Weather with Jack White, Jack Lawrence, Dean Fertita.
Damn sexy.

Alison Mosshart had great stage presence last night at The Dead Weather gig, she was dayum sexy.

by Borisal May 03, 2010

Alison Brie

A real life Greek goddess who, despite her best efforts in making ugly gifs on SpeakEasy, is always erectilely stunning.

I watched Get Hard the other day. The Alison Brie lingerie scene made it clear why they named the movie that.

by Already Hard February 24, 2017

Peter and Alison

When a person commits a mindless act causing minor damage to another person, for example accidentally hitting someone with a bag. Or a large group of people who cause commotion on public transport systems. People who should not have bothered and it would have been best if they'd stayed at home.

'That woman just broke that mans arm with her trolley'
'Oh what a Peter and Alison'

'PETER, MOVE DOWN THE TRAIN. ALISON PUT THAT BABY DOWN'

by AEBHCC May 10, 2009