Serious Advice

Don’t trust Sir Charles Shrek The 1st she ate her puppies and killed a frog

Please listen to this serious advice

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Advice Dude

He is maddie's husband. He is the light of her life. He is the reason she wakes up every morning.

Omg Advice dude saved my life

by zumbachis January 17, 2018

Advice

Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!

Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Advice

I don't need your advice and that is literally all your going to do.

Hym "You're not going to advice me into not murdering that kid and you improperly framed this situation (deliberately) to justify not doing what I want. The people they have to whom they have lied to look the other way on this need to be made to understand that I'm not going to allow this to have the affect you want it to have. Unless that effect is child murder. You're put your lives in the hands of petty charlatans who are acting solely to keep me from getting what's mine and I will make you regret that decision. Luckily for you, you not me and your decision don't need to be final."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Advice

The thing I never asked for

Some dick head: can I give u some advice.
Me: no
Some dick head: did you kno-
Me: shudup.

by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Roper Advice

Advice given that wouldn't be followed by the advice given themselves.

"Hey you should go steal that truck" - Advice Giver
"You do it" - Response
"Oh hell nah" - Advice Giver
"Yeah not finna follow your Roper Advice" - Response

by TheOneTrueDefiner February 10, 2023