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What does Wal-mart and Catholic priests have in common???
They both have little boys pants half off...
by JesJesss August 11, 2005
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Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.
There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.
by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019
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Jokes

A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :

*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*

Or do you need a

*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.
these jokes are funny and freaky
by Honeyyy.jocelyn May 23, 2018
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Joke

by Tabs_4264 September 7, 2020
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Joking

boy: I love you
Girl: ok weird
boy: haha I was just joking, ugly bitch
by suckabiglulipop January 2, 2021
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</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.
Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>
by Richard August 10, 2004
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Joking

something only men are able to pull off.
example 1: Women's rights

example 2: I wasn't joking when I told her she looked like a HORse.
by brogasm June 10, 2011
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