homeless man on a subway

The dude in the back asleep on a subway without pants on

Dude who’s that
Oh it’s the homeless man on a subway

by Bossman227 June 7, 2018

homelier than a bag full of assholes

That feeling you'd get looking into a bag of bloody cut out assholes that is intensified by the smell of shit.

Your so ugly that:
When you look at them you find it impossible to get aroused in the least.
People who have been told all their life they are disgusting pigs look upon you and are grateful.
Your Mom avoids family holidays so as not to have to hug you.
You have a stamp on you drivers license that says "NO PHOTO AVAILABLE"

That woman is homelier than a bag full of assholes!!

by Englethrope B Squeebe January 10, 2008

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

by Zelda_. April 15, 2020

national send your homeboy a butt pic

‘national send your homeboy a butt pic’ just as it sounds doesn’t matter if your a guy or a girl do it

‘hey what day is it?’

‘august 7th, also known as national send your homeboy a butt pic’

by pillsbury doughwoman August 1, 2024

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

Ahometer

A unit of foolishness.

Ann: How foolish is he?
Tom: He is 600 ahometers foolish.
Ann: Not bad. How about Ouka? Is Ouka smarter?
Tom: No way! Ouka is 10,000 ahometers foolish

by Akane Human Watcher August 11, 2014