the most amazing person in the world. no one has ever been or ever will be more gorgeous than her. she’s the most perfect girlfriend in every single way. tessa will usually say she doesn’t like things about herself but they’re all wrong because everything about her is perfect. someone you can’t let go once you have her. someone i love with all my heart and always will<3
by fjgjjfjsjxjf January 15, 2021
Get the tessamug. A top notch spekky slut who is a great person that loves their friends, but overthinks too much. Is externally funny and just needs to message Zac.
by ANUSHOLEABDI May 2, 2018
Get the Tessamug. You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.
I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.
I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.
Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa
Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.
Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*
Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.
Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*
by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019
Get the Tessamug. tessa is an amazing person. she is really nice qnd super caring, shes always there when you need her and never fails to make you smile. theres alot more to say but i cannot find the correct words.
person 1: i met a new friend today! she's super cool!
person 2: cool! whats her name?
person 1: its tessa!
person 2: cool! whats her name?
person 1: its tessa!
by rex<3 January 19, 2022
Get the tessamug. A girl with a big forehead
by Christian gafuryas August 30, 2019
Get the Tessamug. by tessasaurususus July 22, 2010
Get the tessamug. Tessa is a very immature crazy person. I was looking at all the deflation’s first Tessa and I thought this does NOT explain Tessa. So I guess Im making my own now. Tessa is kinda ugly but once you get to know her you look past that and look at her awesome personality. She’s funny, crazy, and everything you could ask for. Tessa is the perfect person to go clubbing with, and actually have a fun time. Although she make look crazy and funny on the outside she is still a very sad person on the inside.
by this is my definition October 29, 2019
Get the Tessamug.