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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
mugGet the New Mexico Mayomug.

new mexico

a place where no one lives in
Idiot: hey do you live in new mexico
me: ew
by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022
mugGet the new mexicomug.

New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025
mugGet the New Mexico Tugmug.

Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
mugGet the Laila from New Mexicomug.

New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
by Lit Loc November 3, 2021
mugGet the New Mexico green chilemug.

New Mexico Monsoon

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans
"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"
by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018
mugGet the New Mexico Monsoonmug.

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