Bear

Large brown, carnivourus, dangerous creature bearing sharp claws

Person A: "I saw a bear in the forest yesterday"
Person B: "I'm happy you survived otherwise i would have to beary you."
Person A: "You can't say that, that joke is barbearous!"
Person B: "No i'm kidding that would be unbearable."
Person A: "Im sorry i overreacted after the encounter i could almost bearly keep my bearings."

by BearlyTrustable February 04, 2022

Bear

You don’t know what a fucking bear is? It’s a fucking animal dipshit

Wow look at that bear how utterly unremarkable that is, because it’s just a bear and I know what that is cuz I’m not a dipshit

by Paichni June 01, 2021

Bear

A person who occupies one fourth of a bed and hibernates throughout the day ie Archith Bhasker

Christ hall sucks so go sleep like the bear.

by dragonabu February 09, 2019

Bear

A badass person with strength and muscle. A strong person

He is a bear in the MMA cage

by The Great Lake Bounty Hunter May 28, 2019

Bear

A big fat really aggressive dog that loves in the woods and will eat you

Ay yo don't go in their you might get attack by a bear

by ba ba ba ba penuts November 09, 2020

bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.

Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"

by Luther E. November 09, 2007

The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!

by FirmWare August 09, 2008