Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"
Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."
Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."
by Ab Captain August 05, 2018

by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019

by The Wallert December 18, 2011

by epixagamer August 22, 2021

“We should separate this office space to give us storage for those 20K lunch bags we ordered with our marketing budget.” - Bob
“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt
“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob
“Are you serious?” - Grunt
“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob
“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt
“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob
“Are you serious?” - Grunt
“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob
“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
by Michelle February 03, 2005

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos
by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
by ganaimn July 10, 2009
