Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.
Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."
by Ab Captain August 05, 2018
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James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life
He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford
by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019
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Sanford Factor

When nothing comes together and does not run smoothly during a crisis.
In order for the project to run smoothly we had to eliminate the Sanford Factor.
by The Wallert December 18, 2011
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Sanford The Banana.#4781

The hottest big booba’d women on earth (no cap)
Hey Sanford The Banana.#4781 lemme smash
by epixagamer August 22, 2021
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white sanford

“We should separate this office space to give us storage for those 20K lunch bags we ordered with our marketing budget.” - Bob

“Yeah, I think a wall partition would work great.” - Grunt

“Yeah, I was thinking about getting a fabric curtain to hang up here and divide the space.” - Bob

Are you serious?” - Grunt

“Yeah, why do you say that?” - Bob

“That is so white sanford!” - Grunt
by Michelle February 03, 2005
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Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos
"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"
by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021
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sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.
The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.
by ganaimn July 10, 2009
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