Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

Vaseline Swag

The swag and confidence that pirates get after using Vaseline. Usually done in a ufc setting.

Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 2, 2022

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

Vaseline a drug?

This is the predecessor of Vaselphobia. This is where you ask the life changing question of Vaseline a drug? After asking this once or multiple times someone shall convince you that, "Yes, it is a drug". This shall go on to give you Vaselphobia.

"Vaseline a drug?" you ask. "Yes, on it right now!"

by Guxity August 1, 2023

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys May 30, 2018

Vaseline Swag

A typo for vaseline swab.

Vaseline Swag.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 22, 2023